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The Lardy Boys were
started by a small group of loyal supporters back in the early 1990s.
The group got together to pen a collection of songs which quite simply
took the mickey out of themselves and a very poor Horsham team. At that
time, Horsham Football Club were in the Diadora (Isthmian) League
Division Three, either at or near bottom spot. This didn't deter the
rapidly growing band of supporters from chanting songs like "We're not
very good" - and meaning it !
The name Lardy Boys came
from the ethos that the supporters love all things unhealthy, such as
lager and lard - butter being far too much a healthy option. Soon the
boys (and, by now, girls) started sending bars of lard to clubs a week
before any away visit. This practice ceased, however, following the
complaints made by the then Hungerford chairman who took the delivery
personally....all thirty stone of him. Another Lardy practice, usually
associated with FA Cup games, is to take bars of lard and build a wall
on the opposition dugout. Why ? Who knows, but it seemed like a good
idea at the time.
Over fifteen years later
and the Lardies still try to keep the same ethos - enjoy every game; take
the mickey out of nobody but themselves; be unhealthy (which normally
involves large quantities of alcohol and meaty products); be original
with our songs and, above all else, make friends in the non-league
world. Finally, regarding our songs, the first few lines of every song
is written on our 'holy scrolls' - a fifteen year old piece of A4 paper
that has, with one exception, been present week-in and week-out. The only
time the holy scrolls were not present was when our Spanish contingent
stole them and they were in Spain for several months. They were safely
returned to the British Embassy in Madrid following weeks of diplomatic
talks. Bald Bloke is the current guardian of the scrolls but will
probably pass them on at the end of the season having been guardian for
five years. Elections will be held on 4th May 2007. |